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Leafy Pants! |
| Written by Brian |
| Saturday, 23 January 2010 |
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Lady Gaga doesn't hold a candle to leafy barbarian! Check out this music parody/video. YouTube video and song can be experienced here. (If you can listen to the song without having to come back for a second listen, then obviously you're either (a) not as crazy as we are or (b) don't loathe Lady GaGa's tunes as much as we do! Also, be sure to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it with your ideas for what our next music parody should be. Spread the word please! Full lyrics below:  why do I have to wear this tux? (I hate this tux) can't wear my ugly mask don't have a sword in hand, I'm stuck here standing all alone I cannot take this anymore I need to pull a stunt that is impossible to ignore keep it cool. no need to pull out a club. I know what I need to be alright alright (Chorus) Leafy pants! Gonna be okay just need to find my Leafy pants! throw my shirt away and bust a move in leafy pants! Gonna be okay p-p-p pants, pants, pants, I need my leafy pants! Wish I could shut their taunting mouths I think it's time to take them out (take them out right) for all the words they say I'm gonna make them pay I won't give up without a fight! I cannot take this anymore I'll make a fashion statement that's impossible to ignore Slick and cool I'm a flowery bub I'm dressed to kill and life is alright, alright (Chorus) this is the kind of thing you can't find in a catalogue but when you put them on the world can't but stare with awe save the environment, don't hurt a tree make them in the fall disposable, compostable, the best, greenest pants in the world oh yeah (girls) Shorty I can see that your pants are just so leafy Customized twirlin’ up them stems round and round (girls) They're not just stylish, they have supreme functionality it's worth the time it takes to make your very own leafy pants (Chorus) |